sickbraat:

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

(via gxrlcum)

theincognitolesbian:

once i was eating lunch with some friends plus a couple other kids and one of them was just eating salad bc she’s a vegetarian and this boy was like but haven’t you ever tried meat and she’s like that’s exactly what people say when i tell them i’m a lesbian and that was pretty much the only interaction we ever had but i’m down to fucking marry this girl

(via heydiz)

pizzadelivery:

apparently i drunkenly emailed kraft the other night and asked when the first shapes mac and cheese came out

i’m pleased to inform you all that it was in 1996 and they were animaniacs shapes

(via bedlam-rising)

onlinecounsellingcollege:

“Travel and tell no one. Live a true love story and tell no one. Live happily and tell no one. People ruin beautiful things.”

— Khalil Gibran

oregonnukesailor:

gaygothur:

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

gaygothur:

At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

coconut

I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

has hair. give milk

(Source: toadprince, via browneyecontact)

usbdongle:

slimetony:

Anybody know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment

crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

(Source: slimetony, via browneyecontact)

difficult:

“maybe I’m the worst person in the universe but I always try my best for you”

— 12:55 (via hellish-b0y)

brassparker:

brassparker:

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

(via deeleelah)